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This is an old idea. So old (and so un-used) that I registered a domain name for it, and then the domain name expired. But the idea lives on. :

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What is Stupid Island?
Stupid Island is an exile, a banishment. It is a way of separating out the filtrate of our civilisation, and ensuring that it never again darkens our doors of cultural integrity. It is a commonsensical Alcatraz, steeped in a just doom.

There are two simple processes involved with the island:

1. Person(s) placed on island.
2. Person(s) squashed by large truck.

All else is handled by ye Gods.

Where is Stupid Island?
One should never ask such questions. But rest assured, anyone may reach it. :

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Alas, entry to the island is currently purely by invite only. It would be nice to be able to get the funding necessary to open the gates to all and sundry, but time is a mischievous master and slave to none, and it has refused me my desires for so long.. so long...

What follows is an accurate and painstakingly-kept record, hand-scribed by a single monk who passes on the required intimate knowledge from generation to bloody-fingered generation, of those who have deemed themselves worthy of habitation of the island. Their gravitationally-cruel fate awaits them.

NPower For upsetting the innocent through their overwhelming powers of stupidity, inefficiency and utter foolishness.

British Telecom For absolving themselves of all blame when it's their fault in the first place.