Graduates Wanted?

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[Originally an off-the-head, private, very non-serious brain splat in response to Uni asking for graduates working in small companies to come forward and participate in advertising for the Uni. Now it has been released public, AHAHAHAHA. Fools. Names changed to protect the dirty.] :

Hatboy wrote:

> Anyone interested?
>>
>> -------- Original Message --------
>> Subject: Recent graduates, to profile
>> Date: Sometime
>> From: NAMES CHANGED, I said.
>> To: <everyone>
>> 
>> Dear all, are any of you in contact with fairly recent graduates we might

What? I'm not some CORPROATE PROMOING WHORE BABY that lieks to suck on ADVERTISERS TEATS while 
flashing my white white teeth towards the camera, BLINDING all the passers-by who are too unlucky 
to look at my gorgeous face while the camera flashg goe soff and bounces off my ENBLANCHED 
DENTURES and the pinsharp beams of little photographer light go bouncing backj into their 
feeble retinas whereupon they go through and out the back of their head, resulkting in pain. 
Neither do i PIMP MYSELF OUT for onllokers wanting to see if theoir little baby boy should 
be packaged up and sent to an established infrastructure of INDOCTRINATION so that their 
precious little parcel of love joy happiness will SUPOORT THEM AS THEY GO OLD AND BARMY. WHY SHOULD
 I LISTEN TO YOU YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY MONEY AND I HAVE A BRAIN TOO YOU NKNOW>
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