Planet Caffeine

(Up to: Ideas )

:It has come to my attention that the most exciting* things get done
following a combination of extensive (but not overlong) periods of
sleep, and a carefully-monitored intake of Caffeinated Drink Product
[tm] (CDP).

* not to be confused with "useful", "practical" or "efficient".  

Thus, in an effort to make the human race the most exciting** it can be,   
I propose the attached system (assuming it doesn't get stripped out by   
the evil overlords who watch everything I do). Notes:  

1. Houses on wheels allow people to sleep while travelling. This is   
important to commuters, who do the most work anyway and so need to have   
extra sleep.  

2. Helmets are mandatory for all.  

3. Note how happy the man is. Or excited. I am not sure which.  

4. I suggest buying shares in pipe companies.  

** not to be confused with "prosperous", "satisfied" or "sustainably   
peaceful".  

Drink yay coffee!