(Up to: Ideas Spam Gaming )

Is life about seizing opportunities? Who knows? But it's certainly possible to bend things to your own entertainment. Here, for instance, I will chronicle my attempts to induce creativity from the heinous intricacies of spam. Feel free to play along.

Spam Stories

...or "fill-in-the-missing-words". The idea idea of this is to take a chunk of the random words added to spam to avoid filters, and construct a story using those words, in the order they appear. Or, in the words of my original rule-draft:

"Woohoo! New game! Take piece of spam, P, and construct story S from it such that S contains a selection of random words, W, taken from the original P in the order in which they originally appeared (O)."

Here's my first attempt: A tale of a day in the life of Guy Gyuggoodman.

See also...

• Spamusement - bad drawings inspired by real life spam subject lines