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April 26th, 2000. :

(11:42:48) [Dave] dude can I have the list of peoples phone numbers for the mountaineering club  please?
(11:46:28) [Exmosis -> Dave] yeah, I'll just find it...
(11:46:38) [Exmosis -> Dave] phones.txt in fings
(11:46:41) [Exmosis -> Dave] there all along ;)
(11:47:13) [Dave] doh! just found it!! sorry!
(11:47:16) [Exmosis -> Dave] not sure ho wmany peopl ehave come or gone since we went rhu it tho..
(11:47:31) [Exmosis -> Dave] that read like a cat on sandpaper...
(11:47:49) [Dave] no but at least it can be used to call most of the people that have signed up for this weekend! (not me doing that - Dan is!)
(11:47:55) [Dave] hehehe
(11:48:12) [Exmosis -> Dave] aha :)
(11:48:26) [Exmosis -> Dave] we haven't got robbie's in there, know that for a fact
(11:48:39) [Exmosis -> Dave] you still going? :)
(11:48:52) [Dave] err yeah - since I'm a driver :(
(11:48:59) [Exmosis -> Dave] :)
(11:49:03) [Dave] arse.
(11:49:18) [Exmosis -> Dave] best get some fresh tapes..
(11:49:33) [Dave] yeah! Moby's play or starters...
(11:49:51) [Dave -> Trinity] n e one online?
(11:49:51) [Exmosis -> Dave] I'm not listening to crappy happy dance arse again ;)
(11:50:02) [Dave broadcast] DAMN SKIPPY!
(11:50:07) [Exmosis -> Dave] uh. yeh.
(11:50:10) [Dave broadcast] pooey pants balls!
(11:50:16) [Joe broadcast] nope!
(11:50:17) [Joe broadcast] ..
(11:50:18) [Joe broadcast] dave...
(11:50:20) [Exmosis broadcast] bush kangaroo *chuckle*
(11:50:23) [Joe broadcast] what are you talking about?: :)
(11:50:26) [Joe broadcast] aaaah! :)
(11:50:27) [Dave broadcast] oh sorry!
(11:50:32) [Dave broadcast] switched to the hoose!
(11:50:36) [Dave broadcast] here:
(11:50:38) [Joe broadcast] right :)
(11:51:09) [Dave -> Trinity] 

(11:50:32 AM) [Exmosis -> Dave] best get some fresh tapes..
(11:50:46 AM) [Dave -> Exmosis] yeah! Moby's play or starters...
(11:51:05 AM) [Dave -> Trinity] n e one online?
(11:51:05 AM) [Exmosis -> Dave] I'm not listening to crappy happy dance arse again ;)
(11:51:15 AM) [Dave -> Trinity] DAMN SKIPPY!
(11:51:21 AM) [Exmosis -> Dave] uh. yeh.
(11:51:23 AM) [Dave -> Trinity] pooey pants balls!

(11:51:26) [Joe broadcast] ...
(11:51:28) [Exmosis broadcast] still doesn't make any sense
(11:51:29) [Joe broadcast] right...
(11:51:30) [Dave -> Trinity] going on line then
(11:51:31) [Exmosis broadcast] skippy?
(11:51:31) [Dave broadcast] :)
(11:51:33) [Joe broadcast] makes perfect sense now! :)
(11:51:45) [Joe broadcast] yeh! where did skippy come from?
(11:51:47) [Dave broadcast] oh yeah it's a contraction of Yo Damn Skippy!
(11:51:48) [Joe broadcast] don't say australia
(11:51:54) [Dave broadcast] but don't ask me what that means!
(11:51:55) [Exmosis broadcast] the bush?
(11:51:58) [Dave broadcast] nah US
(11:52:03) [Joe broadcast] tee hee
(11:52:07) [Exmosis broadcast] heheheh
(11:52:11) [Joe broadcast] (mature chuckle)
(11:52:14) [Dave broadcast] said with a depp afro american accent
(11:52:21) [Joe broadcast] wassit mean?
(11:52:23) [Exmosis broadcast] Hella Skippy
(11:52:29) [Joe broadcast] is it good? bad?
(11:52:38) [Joe broadcast] parasitic?
(11:52:41) [Dave broadcast] it's means 'By God man you are absolutely right and no mistake!'
(11:52:44) [Exmosis broadcast] think he took a lavatory break
(11:52:47) [Joe broadcast] aaaaah right!
(11:52:50) [Exmosis broadcast] oh maybe not. who was that then.
(11:52:54) [Dave broadcast] errrrrr
(11:53:01) [Dave broadcast] burglar needing a dump?
(11:53:04) [Dave broadcast] Loz?
(11:53:05) [Joe broadcast] heheeh
(11:53:08) [Exmosis broadcast] 
(11:53:10) [Joe broadcast] yeh...
(11:53:11) [Joe broadcast] phone!
(11:53:11) [Exmosis broadcast] ahhhhhhhhh
(11:53:12) [Exmosis broadcast] phoneeeee
(11:53:15) [Joe broadcast] dave, you got it?
(11:53:16) [Joe broadcast] cool
(11:53:19) [Exmosis broadcast] got what?
(11:53:23) [Exmosis broadcast] scurvy, i bet.
(11:53:25) [Joe broadcast] the phone, dude!
(11:53:26) [Joe broadcast] no...
(11:53:30) [Exmosis broadcast] nah, scurvy.
(11:53:31) [Joe broadcast] blockbusters?
(11:53:36) [Joe broadcast] did you see that outtake?
(11:53:41) [Exmosis broadcast] no?
(11:53:54) [Joe broadcast] where bob says "what S is a disease often contracted by sailors?"
(11:53:59) [Exmosis broadcast] what are you wittering on about?
(11:54:00) [Joe broadcast] and the kid says "syphilis"?
(11:54:05) [Exmosis broadcast] heheheh
(11:54:07) [Exmosis broadcast] i getya
(11:54:13) [Joe broadcast] bob holdness, not our own sweet glasgie
(11:54:23) [Joe broadcast] sorry... "glasgae"
(11:54:24) [Exmosis broadcast] thought you meant blockies, thje video chain...
(11:54:27) [Joe broadcast] aaaaaaaaah!
(11:54:37) [Joe broadcast] no, the camp TV quiz show
(11:54:38) [Exmosis broadcast] heheheh
(11:54:40) [Exmosis broadcast] that was cool
(11:54:45) [Joe broadcast] that spawned a million imitations :)
(11:54:55) [Exmosis broadcast] but there was only ever one theme tune..
(11:54:58) [Joe broadcast] oh yeh
(11:55:05) [Joe broadcast] and only one --dance-- (sfojiie)
(11:55:06) [Exmosis broadcast] duh duh dududududu- du du duuuu
(11:55:12) [Exmosis broadcast] sfojiie?
(11:55:20) [Joe broadcast] random gnnnk-type noise
(11:55:37) [Joe broadcast] duh duh duh duuu- du de dum de da da
(11:55:57) [Exmosis broadcast] I'll have an X please Bob
(11:55:58) [Joe broadcast] right... must get on with work, and stop phonetically transcribing the blockbusters theme tune
(11:56:05) [Joe broadcast] I'll have an E please Bob
(11:56:06) [Joe broadcast] snigger
(11:56:08) [Joe broadcast] then a P
(11:56:10) [Exmosis broadcast] I'll take a P.
(11:56:13) [Joe broadcast] followed by a BJ
(11:56:17) [Joe broadcast] eeerugh!
(11:56:21) [Exmosis broadcast] heh
(11:56:29) [Exmosis broadcast] ooh, miss devenus?
(11:56:39) [Joe broadcast] who's miss devenus?
(11:56:40) [Exmosis broadcast] what's going on???
(11:56:44) [Exmosis broadcast] tell me tell me tell me
(11:56:53) [Joe broadcast] come in
(11:56:55) [Joe broadcast] dave says
(11:56:56) [Joe broadcast] :)
(12:02:31) [Exmosis broadcast] going to jump onto tsunx...
(12:02:34) [Exmosis broadcast] see if glub's there.../
(12:02:39) [Joe broadcast] cool
(12:02:44) [Joe broadcast] *glubber!*
(12:02:47) [Joe broadcast] what a name :)
(12:02:54) [Joe broadcast] it just sounds... glutinous, somehow
(12:02:56) [Joe broadcast] nice
(12:02:59) [Joe broadcast] satisfying
(12:03:00) [Exmosis broadcast] think I'll take my new mailing list for a ride as well... 
(12:03:06) [Joe broadcast] coool... :)
(12:03:11) [Joe broadcast] must check mail afterwards :)
(12:07:34) [Joe -> Trinity] laz... you still glubbing?
(12:09:29) [Dave -> Trinity] oh right - Joe next online then mememememeem :)
(12:09:39) [Joe broadcast] s'alright...
(12:09:42) [Joe broadcast] I don't need to go on!
(12:09:46) [Joe broadcast] was checking for you :)
(12:09:50) [Dave broadcast] oh okeedokes
(12:09:50) [Joe broadcast] innit sweet? :p
(12:10:05) [Dave broadcast] oh :)
(12:10:17) [Joe broadcast] motorbikes
(12:10:25) [Joe broadcast] sorry... don't know where that came from
(12:10:30) [Joe broadcast] I'll get on with some work now
(12:19:27) [Exmosis broadcast] done
(12:19:40) [Exmosis broadcast] dave's turn
(12:19:44) [Dave broadcast] :)
(12:19:47) [Dave broadcast] ta! :)
(12:32:57) [Exmosis broadcast] oh, pgp5 installer in my installers dir if anyone needs/wants...
(12:33:06) [Joe broadcast] cool...
(12:33:11) [Joe broadcast] maybe some other time :)
(12:33:12) [Dave broadcast] :) hmmm not now maybe later 
(12:33:26) [Exmosis broadcast] lol
(12:33:34) [Joe broadcast] same thing with that encryption thing of yours, dave... can I grab that sometime, and play with it?
(12:33:45) [Joe broadcast] in about two weeks? :)
(12:34:08) [Exmosis broadcast] and you all got netbuster? ;)
(12:34:16) [Joe broadcast] nope! wassat?
(12:34:29) [Exmosis broadcast] anti-netbus thing...
(12:34:39) [Joe broadcast] oh! should have guessed from the name :)
(12:34:39) [Exmosis broadcast] oooh, that reminds me, gotta reply to some bloke in the new .net at some point...
(12:34:47) [Joe broadcast] what's he say?
(12:35:23) [Exmosis broadcast] going on about settig up "trojan trojans" - things that fake a computer, so trojans connect to that rather than the real thing. he wants to get one together for all the major trojans.
(12:35:29) [Exmosis broadcast] I'll point him towards netbus, for a start :)
(12:35:41) [Joe broadcast] yeh! :)
(12:35:48) [Exmosis broadcast] anyway, working now... 
(12:35:52) [Joe broadcast] right.
(12:40:58) [Joe -> Trinity] anyone online?
(12:41:09) [Dave broadcast] just got off :)
(12:41:17) [Joe broadcast] good timing... ta! :)
(12:41:20) [Joe -> Trinity] going online then...
(12:42:04) [Dave] is the new committee on the mountainerring-exec alias?
(12:42:43) [Exmosis broadcast] no. that popped into my head 20 minutes ago heheh. Give me a nudge to stick them in there after 6pm :)O
(12:42:52) [Dave] right!
(12:42:58) [Exmosis broadcast] :)-|O<
(12:43:34) [Dave] lard arse
(12:45:09) [Exmosis broadcast] :) >o<===|
(12:45:23) [Exmosis broadcast] o(  |=|
(12:45:38) [Exmosis broadcast] (:     |=|
(12:45:43) [Exmosis broadcast] disguised as ghost
(12:57:09) [Dave] online?
(12:57:12) [Dave] :)
(12:57:14) [Dave] nice ghost
(12:58:17) [Exmosis broadcast] cheers :) and no
(12:58:30) [Joe broadcast] ta to you to :)
(12:58:37) [Exmosis broadcast] why thanking you splendidly
(12:58:45) [Joe broadcast] bashfully yours, Herr Robinson
(12:58:50) [Exmosis broadcast] p.s.
(12:59:05) [Joe broadcast] fuck you mister, I never liked you anyway
(12:59:07) [Joe broadcast] p.p.s.
(12:59:17) [Exmosis broadcast] may you rot under the stairs liek your brethren.
(12:59:27) [Joe broadcast] p.p.p.s.
(12:59:31) [Joe broadcast] I like your hat
(12:59:36) [Exmosis broadcast] it is a good hat.
(12:59:45) [Joe broadcast] better than most.
(12:59:49) [Exmosis broadcast] May i have it?
(12:59:54) [Joe broadcast] why certainly not.
(13:00:01) [Joe broadcast] this hat is from Hawkes of Saville Row!
(13:00:03) [Exmosis broadcast] oh please. it is awfully glamorous
(13:00:15) [Joe broadcast] the feathers alone cost more than you must see in a year!
(13:00:32) [Exmosis broadcast] then damn you sir, and let me pass by my way. for the hour is late.
(13:00:50) [Joe broadcast] none shall pass.  you must understand the gravity of my position here...
(13:00:55) [Exmosis broadcast] (somewhere in the distance, a creeping chruch bell tolls the first hour past the noon)
(13:01:23) [Joe broadcast] back along the path now, sir.  but hurry... the hour is late, and it is almost -time-...
(13:01:28) [Exmosis broadcast] I'm afraid that I shall have to pass on standing under your gravity passing.
(13:01:33) [Exmosis broadcast] time for the fair!
(13:01:41) [Joe broadcast] the fair is not for the likes of you!
(13:01:57) [Exmosis broadcast] the fair is for the likes of those with good intentions, and i sir, am one of them.
(13:02:02) [Joe broadcast] gentlemen and noblemen only! you impertinent prig!
(13:02:10) [Joe broadcast] do you not know your station?
(13:02:18) [Dave] Really sirs the hour is late and THE BPD IS COMING!! ;)
(13:02:23) [Exmosis broadcast] my good sir, i must take offence at your crude notation! For I am...
(13:02:25) [Exmosis broadcast] The King.
(13:02:31) [Joe broadcast] *gasp*
(13:02:37) [Joe broadcast] * Joe bows down deeply
(13:02:38) [Exmosis broadcast] the BPD? In this town? _faint_
(13:02:38) [Dave] Hunf
(13:02:57) [Joe broadcast] * Joe gets up, and dusts his trousers
(13:03:06) [Dave]  and humbug - all is loist to thos who do not write wrote write!
(13:03:08) [Joe broadcast] your highness?  are you all right?
(13:03:10) [Exmosis broadcast] I have long awaited the arrival of the BPD and his travelling troupe of toffeemonkeys.
(13:03:14) [Dave] ahhhhh!
(13:03:38) [Exmosis broadcast] good sir? are you alright? perhaps the heat of the sun has gotten to your brow?
(13:03:54) [Joe broadcast] I am sorry... your highness, please forgive me...
(13:04:00) [Dave] you're both mental completly arse mental
(13:04:03) [Exmosis broadcast] here, lie beneath this bench and take a sip from the wate fountain.
(13:04:05) [Joe broadcast] of course you may pass! the toffeemonkeys will soon be melted!
(13:04:12) [Dave] ahhhhhggggghhhhh!!!!!!!
(13:04:14) [Exmosis broadcast] thank you my kind man
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(13:04:27) [Joe broadcast] my humble pleasure, sire, my pleasure...
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(13:04:37) [Exmosis broadcast] perhaps I shall have the pleasure of meeting you again some day, where the rain does not fall
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(13:04:42) [Dave] stop stop stopstop stop stopstop stop stopstop stop stopstop stop stopstop stop stopstop stop stopstop stop stop
(13:04:45) [Exmosis broadcast] unlike this ungodly place.
(13:04:46) [Dave] ahhhhhaaajhahashshasd
(13:04:48) [Joe broadcast] in the land of the sun
(13:04:55) [Dave] LOL
(13:04:56) [Joe broadcast] out of the land of red darkness
(13:05:01) [Dave] help us all!
(13:05:01) [Exmosis broadcast] birmingham?
(13:05:06) [Joe broadcast] don't SAY that NAME!
(13:05:10) [Joe broadcast] sire... sorry...
(13:05:13) [Exmosis broadcast] ewhat, birmingham?
(13:05:16) [Joe broadcast] NOOO!
(13:05:19) [Exmosis broadcast] oh.. sorry.
(13:05:27) [Joe broadcast] what's that noise?
(13:05:31) [Exmosis broadcast] yes, i hear it
(13:05:33) [Joe broadcast] your highness! you have disturbed...
(13:05:34) [Dave] that's it I challenge yopu both to candyfluss death!!!
(13:05:35) [Joe broadcast] the..
(13:05:38) [Joe broadcast] no...
(13:05:40) [Joe broadcast] it cannot be...
(13:05:42) [Exmosis broadcast] it's...
(13:05:45) [Joe broadcast] aaaAAaaaarRHGH!
(13:05:48) [Exmosis broadcast] _faint_
(13:05:51) [Exmosis broadcast] _unfaint_
(13:05:59) [Joe broadcast] * Joe runs screaming into the bushes
(13:06:05) [Exmosis broadcast] have heart, man!
(13:06:09) [Joe broadcast] * munching noises ensue *
(13:06:13) [Exmosis broadcast] ow.
(13:06:17) [Exmosis broadcast] ouch.
(13:06:19) [Exmosis broadcast] stop that.
(13:06:21) [Joe broadcast] * BBUUUUUURPRP *
(13:06:36) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] Here's his heart.  don't know if you wanted to keep it or wot.
(13:06:50) [Exmosis broadcast] well, it would make a nice ornament
(13:06:56) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] Wot I thought.
(13:07:02) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] I've got his spleen here.
(13:07:04) [Exmosis broadcast] but i'm afraid I already have 4 of them on my manttelpiece.
(13:07:10) [Exmosis broadcast] ooooh, his spleen? oh goody!
(13:07:19) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] D'ya wannit?  It'll cost ya...
(13:07:28) [Exmosis broadcast] how much do you want for such a fine specimen/
(13:07:30) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] I've been after one of those for ages
(13:07:59) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] oooh... 'ow about your son's hand in marriage, and a big horsehair mattress?
(13:08:06) [Exmosis broadcast] just teh hand?
(13:08:06) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] king size
(13:08:12) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] s'all I need.
(13:08:17) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] think I've got the set then.
(13:08:28) [Exmosis broadcast] * Exmosis dies.
(13:08:34) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] "Land of Red Darkness Royalty Cards"
(13:08:35) [Exmosis broadcast] wait...
(13:08:40) [Exmosis broadcast] ..I'm.. not.. quite... dead..
(13:08:41) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] ooh... where's he gone?
(13:08:46) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] j'want a hand?
(13:08:53) [Exmosis broadcast] you must... take.. a ... message.... to...
(13:09:01) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] I can do you a swap... oy!  don't you die on me!  I want my prince's hand!
(13:09:03) [Exmosis broadcast] to.. m'lady...
(13:09:11) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] who? what message?
(13:09:20) [Exmosis broadcast] tell her... 
(13:09:22) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] where the hell does she live?  who is she? 
(13:09:23) [Exmosis broadcast] * Exmosis dies.
(13:09:26) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] oh come on...
(13:09:29) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] come off it!
(13:09:41) [Joe broadcast] * Creature kicks the King in the ribs for a while *
(13:09:44) [Exmosis broadcast] ow.
(13:09:45) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] wake up!
(13:09:52) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] tell her what?
(13:10:00) [Exmosis broadcast] no use asking me, mate. I'm dead, I am.
(13:10:05) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] oh you tart.
(13:10:13) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] did you write it down before you popped it?
(13:10:19) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] I'm curious now...
(13:10:24) [Exmosis broadcast] oi! I'm the king... was the king, and as such you'll address me as Sire Tart.
(13:10:31) [Exmosis broadcast] oh wait, yeah, it's in my pocket here.
(13:10:37) [Exmosis broadcast] Good thinking.
(13:10:43) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] You have a Sire Tart in your pocket?  I need one of them too
(13:10:52) [Exmosis broadcast] the letter, you fool.
(13:10:56) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] wassit say then? foo!
(13:11:08) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] oh, you're dead, aren't you?
(13:11:09) [Exmosis broadcast] I can't read it! I'm dead!
(13:11:13) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] fuckssake.
(13:11:17) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] ere, let me ave a go
(13:11:19) [Exmosis broadcast] left side.
(13:11:27) [Joe broadcast] * Creature roots through the King's right-hand pockets *
(13:11:30) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] can't find it!
(13:11:34) [Exmosis broadcast] left left left.
(13:11:40) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] this is left!
(13:11:44) [Exmosis broadcast] stupid creature. Did you get no education?
(13:11:48) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] ooooh... *your* left?
(13:11:48) [Exmosis broadcast] right then! right!
(13:11:54) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] your right?
(13:11:59) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] that's where I'm LOOKING!
(13:12:01) [Exmosis broadcast] hang on, I've only got one pocket.
(13:12:06) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] oops
(13:12:08) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] sorry
(13:12:11) [Exmosis broadcast] no problem.
(13:12:16) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] did you really need your colon?
(13:12:21) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] I mean, you're dead, aren't you?
(13:12:23) [Exmosis broadcast] probably not. what does it do?
(13:12:26) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] it's just I could probably trade it...
(13:12:28) [Exmosis broadcast] what *did* it do?
(13:12:29) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] fuck knows.
(13:12:38) [Exmosis broadcast] Be my guest then.
(13:12:39) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] it's got a nice feel to it though
(13:12:43) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] ta!
(13:12:57) [Exmosis broadcast] did you find the letter?
(13:13:00) [Joe broadcast] * Creature rummages through the ex-King's arse, and removes a large hamster *
(13:13:06) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] no, but I found this...
(13:13:08) [Exmosis broadcast] Oh thank God, I thought he'd died!
(13:13:14) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] no, he's fine, look.
(13:13:23) [Exmosis broadcast] [Hamster] squeak.
(13:13:28) [Joe broadcast] [Hamster] sqweeek!
(13:13:37) [Exmosis broadcast] [Hamster] Squeekity-squeek squeak
(13:13:44) [Exmosis broadcast] Is he trying to say something?
(13:13:44) [Joe broadcast] [Hamster] *buuurp*
(13:13:53) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] na.  he's a hamster.
(13:14:06) [Exmosis broadcast] I did wonder why I started to eat so much as of late.
(13:14:15) [Exmosis broadcast] heh, "late". geddit?
(13:14:15) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] what would he have to say, anyway?  "hey everyone, I've been up the royal arse for fourteen months!"
(13:14:24) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] oh, a fucking corpse comedienne.
(13:14:31) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] you're female now, you know :)
(13:14:36) [Exmosis broadcast] yes, i had noticed.
(13:14:43) [Exmosis broadcast] I think it's just these trousers, actually.
(13:14:50) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] really?
(13:15:03) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] what are those lumps round there, then?
(13:15:12) [Exmosis broadcast] knees, dear boy, knees.
(13:15:26) [Exmosis broadcast] good lord! how big is your... oh never mind.
(13:15:28) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] riiiight... how many pairs of knees do royalty have?
(13:15:55) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] let's just say... I auditioned for a part in King Dong the Movie
(13:16:18) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] it turned out my back wasn't hairy enough... and I wouldn't sleep my way onto the casting couch.
(13:16:24) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] hollywood's rotten to the core.
(13:16:26) [Exmosis broadcast] "I auditioned for a part in King Dong the Movie"
(13:16:37) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] you too?
(13:16:40) [Exmosis broadcast] no.
(13:16:44) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] yes! I remember you! you WERE there!
(13:16:48) [Exmosis broadcast] no i wasn't.
(13:17:01) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] don't you deny it... Fran Butternuts!
(13:17:03) [Exmosis broadcast] no. no. wasn't me.
(13:17:12) [Exmosis broadcast] wait wait wait.,...
(13:17:28) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] yes! I remember it all! you kept trying to remove those pants from the ceiling fan but weren't tall enough!
(13:17:29) [Exmosis broadcast] Roy? Roy Ticklenads?
(13:17:35) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] *silence*
(13:17:41) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] I don't use that name anymore.
(13:17:46) [Exmosis broadcast] oh.
(13:17:55) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] it just seemed so... tacky.
(13:18:18) [Joe broadcast] [Creature] you can call me... Ken Rattlearse
(13:18:21) [Exmosis broadcast] but that name's been passed down from generation to generation!
(13:18:37) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] I know, I know... but if we don't break from tradition now, we never will.
(13:18:37) [Exmosis broadcast] The Ticklenads one, that is.
(13:18:42) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] these are times of great change...
(13:18:47) [Exmosis broadcast] indeed.
(13:18:49) [Exmosis broadcast] * Exmosis dies.
(13:18:54) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] oh not again
(13:19:02) [Exmosis broadcast] there's a man with a battleaxe here.
(13:19:07) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] can't you keep up a decent conversation?
(13:19:08) [Exmosis broadcast] oh it's you. hello death.
(13:19:20) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] oh you bitch.  where did you spring from?
(13:19:24) [Exmosis broadcast] why yes, three times in one day. amazing isn't it?
(13:19:43) [Exmosis broadcast] this is mr Rattlearse. He's a creature.
(13:19:45) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] not as good as fifteen times in one night, knooooooooowhatimean?
(13:19:56) [Exmosis broadcast] did you ever get paid for that one?
(13:20:03) [Joe broadcast] [_death_] SILENCE
(13:20:16) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] ooh, touchy, isn't he?
(13:20:24) [Exmosis broadcast] bad hair day too
(13:20:27) [Joe broadcast] [_death_] IT IS YOUR TIME NOW
(13:20:33) [Joe broadcast] [_death_] COME WITH ME
(13:20:34) [Exmosis broadcast] 20 past 1.
(13:20:41) [Exmosis broadcast] * Exmosis whips off Death's mask
(13:20:46) [Exmosis broadcast] Puff Daddy!
(13:20:49) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] noooooo!
(13:21:06) [Joe broadcast] [_death_] I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU PESKY KIDS
(13:21:13) [Exmosis broadcast] * Exmosis laughs.
(13:21:21) [Exmosis broadcast] [Hamster] *Laugh*
(13:21:32) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] *laughs, snorts, and dies*
(13:21:35) [Exmosis broadcast] [Joe] *Hahahaha*
(13:21:43) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] where did you come from?
(13:21:53) [Exmosis broadcast] [Joe] Obligatory comedy end-scene.
(13:21:54) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] oh, sorry, I'm dead, aren't I.  but you're supposed to be, too!
(13:21:58) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] oh, ok.
(13:22:21) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] did we ever find the note?  from the king?  to m'lady?
(13:22:28) [Exmosis broadcast] [_Death_] Awwww, what a cute little hamster!
(13:22:36) [Exmosis broadcast] oh, that, no, i just made that bit up.
(13:22:51) [Joe broadcast] [Puffy] eeeeeeey, m'lady, she no a real li'l lady, knowhumsayin'?
(13:23:03) [Exmosis broadcast] no?
(13:23:35) [Joe broadcast] [Puffy] hey, beetch, cumerenigga! youcomingontometoostrong you punkassbitchho?
(13:23:39) [Joe broadcast] [Ken Rattlearse] authentic.
(13:23:47) [Exmosis broadcast] Stereotypical.
(13:24:05) [Joe broadcast] [Joe] ill-punctuated.
(13:25:09) [Joe broadcast] [hamster] sod the lot of you.  I'm off down the pub.
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