(Up to: Other Spam )

Most spam's toss, everyone knows that, everyone deletes it. But now and again, you get little nuggets of surreality sneaking into them like a mischievous goblin child trying to sneak into the Golden King's wonderpalace to get a glimpse of the Princess' magic baps.

[2003-06-04]
For instance, what the hell does this from a Mortgage Rate Offer mean?

infernal ornamentation amherst deploy onlooker otto benjamin caught neath dribble piquant convene elba chicory ballot bribe inconclusive slag

Random wordage, or an obscure, secret message to Lalamalanum, the Alien KingQueen intent on feasting uponthe world's natural resources to enhance hisher own beautiful skin quality?

On the same day, this came whizzing into my inbox as well, sitting right at the bottom of a life insurance spam:

`...You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'

[2003-06-09]
This came at the bottom of a spam today...

acer sharp keen eager severe fierce.baro dolt simpleton fool blockhead.basilice royally regally.

Looks like spammers are putting random words in, maybe some anti-spam stuff has started to check for those random bunch of letters that they throw in, so they're just using a dictionary file now instead.

[2003-10-14]
More random word gratuity:

: Subject: Make sideburns barbershop perfect

Spammers also now use blocks of text, randomly combined, to great poetic effect.

"By the time he had finished his preparations and stowed all his electrical belongings in his various pockets, it was nearly midnight and the house was quiet As a matter of fact, I'm eating rainbow grass"